Funny Monday morning title goes here

Most blogs have some sort of catch-all title for posts - often used on Mondays -  that don't have any specific focus: 'Monday musings,' 'Quick hits,' 'Morning roundup,' 'Morning kickaround' etc.  We don't have one of a title of that nature and I'm not sure I'm creative enough to come up with something different in this saturated market.  If you can think of something appropriately hilarious, drop it in the comments below.  In the meantime, a couple of quick links:

  • The always eloquent Dave Johnson looks at United's Open Cup win and cluttered '08 schedule in his weekly 'Dave's Take' on 
  • Santino Quaranta's second half laser is up for Sierra Mist Goal of the Week.  You know what to do
  • Ridge Mahoney of Soccer America writes about the packed schedule of several teams, including D.C. United in his MLS Confidential column. 
  • Shameless plug alert:  Don't let CONCACAF Champions League sneak-up on you!  The team's first game - versus Deportivo Saprissa is just a week away.  Check out the Champions League 3-Pack