Caption Contest: Gheorghe Muresan edition

Earlier this year, former Washington Bullet Gheorghe Muresan visited the D.C. United locker room.  The Romanian is a big soccer fan and attends a few United games each year.  The 7-foot, 7-inch Muresan is pictured below with Brazilians Luciano Emilio and Fred.  The three serve as the subjects for our first Behind The Badge Caption Content.  

Simply drop captions for Gheorghe, Luciano and Fred in the comment section below, remembering to keep all entries clean and family-friendly.  We'll pick our favorite and award the winner four tickets to an upcoming D.C. United game. 

Entries will be accepted through Friday, August 1.  Best of luck.