You may or may not be, but Domenic Mediate, Marc Burch and Devon McTavish are. United's three players are participating in what is being called the "DC Date Auction" tomorrow night in a benefit for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society. The event is being held at Lotus Lounge (1420 K St. NW) from 7-10 p.m. ($10 cover) with drink and food specials.
For the guys, there will be four young ladies looking for a date, as well..
More info on the event (and photos of those being auctioned off) can be found here.