Caption Contest: Emilio edition

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This photo is almost too good to be true. 

You know the drill - drop your caption(s) in the comments section below and we'll select our favorite next week.  The one we choose as the best will win a copy of a 2009 D.C. United media guide (not yet out!) signed by Luciano Emilio.