Merchandise: Holy sale of sales
You might think I'm joking in this post. I'm not.
Beginning this Thursday (Jan. 15), all adidas product in the team store is 50% off. If it has an adidas logo on it and it's in the team store, it's half off. That's no joke.
This one-time sale runs until Friday, Jan. 23. Don't you dare miss it. The D.C. United Team Store is located at the Main Gate of RFK Stadium (directions) and is open weekdays 11 a.m. - 6 p.m. ET.
UPDATE: Mr. Mark McClure brings up a good point in the comments - the Team Store will be closed on Monday and Tuesday (Jan. 19 & 20) due to the inauguration festivities. So, plan your trip accordingly.