Merchandise: New offer at dcuteamstore.com
Is your neck cold? It might be, because - as you probably know - we're now into December. In many parts of the world, December is considered to be Winter. During Winter, it is often cold. So cold that a bare neck could lead to pnuemonia within minutes of going outside.
Solution for bare-neck pneumonia*?
The new offer from dcuteamstore.com - a set of three D.C. United scarves at 40% off the retail price. You get a set of three exclusive and awesome DCU scarves for the low, low price of $36 (If you're not good at math, they would normally retail at $60).
If your neck is really, really cold, wrap all three around at once! Or, you could help save a friend from bare-neck pneumonia by giving one as a gift. These babies also make incredible stocking stuffers for the United fan in your family.
Bare-neck pneumonia - just say no (by buying the 3-pack).
*Bare-neck pneumonia is completely made up.