Perhaps Jaime Moreno and Bryan Namoff can answer them. Both will be taking part this week in ESPN Web chats. Submit your questions now and then join the chats live to read their answers.
The League's all-time leading goal-scorer will be answering your questions en español this afternoon (Monday!) at 3 p.m. ET. Send your questions here. Don't speak muy bueno Spanish? Our English readers may find a little help right here. Or pick from the questions below...
- ¿Cuantos tatuaje tienes?
- ¿Quien es el mejor defensa que has enfrentado en la MLS?
- ¿Cual de tus 113 goles es tu favorito?
- De los once trofeos que has ganado con United, ¿cual es el más memorable?
- ¿Cuan terrible fue jugar en New York? ¿Tan terrible como parece?
Bryan will be answering questions on Tuesday (tomorrow!) at 3 p.m. ET. You can send Bryan questions here. Get 'em in early!
- Are you the most famous athlete to ever come out of Bradley University?
- What is YON?
- Which of the many MLS goals that you've scored is your favorite?
- What's the best part about growing up in Rockford, IL?
- What was it like earning your first-ever cap with the U.S. Men's National Team last year?
- You scored 32 goals in college.. how?
- How do you make your hair do that?
- How do you like playing with the Gonzalos?
- How much will the team beat Columbus by on Thursday?
Feel free to come up with your own, but there's no way they'll be better than those. Happy questioning.